You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
I just spent the last ten minutes making a timeline of my sex life. 2010 and 2011 I am calling "I can't believe Im still clean" years.
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
Being sober is boring. Tomorrow I'm def bringing wine and my vibrator to work. Might even booty call that hot guy on floor 5. Making the last week at this job legendary.
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
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