Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Herpes is a lot like Arnold Schwartzenneger. Because it always comes back. Also, because it is usually in some way in control of California.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
After throwing up in a tequila bottle on my nightstand (still not sure how she did that) she asked if she could slip into something more comfortable.
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
Got a text that the fed tax return dropped into my account just before getting on the first leg of my flights the Vegas. Fate? Viva Las Vegas!
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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