So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
Yeah but I was the kid who ran over your BMW and is banging your 15 year old daughter... There isn't a cool enough dad in the world to make that work.
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
they told me that it was glow in the dark and would make me magical. I was too drunk to say no. I woke up to a purple vagina.
its like a neon Im stupid as fuck sign
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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