My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
Imma need a double jack on the rocks and a BJowsky from the hot bartender.
Yes I said BJOWSKY. Pronounced "buh jow skii".
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
Randomize
