she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
At first I felt shameful, waking up naked next to a box of oreos and half a can of cake frosting...then I realized, this could be a bigger discovery than Atlantis.
Changed my sheets. Found a can of rockstar, crushed bag of tostitos, used tissues, and enough of both of our clothes to make a whole outfit.
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
I wish the inside of the tampon box said "CONGRATULATIONS YOUR NOT A MOTHER!"
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
I've made friends with the guy dressed as a gorilla that was chasing the guy dressed as a banana around with a super soaker full of vodka. I feel this will be a good relationship for me.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
Randomize