And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
She told me my dick looked like a baby seal wrapped in a sleeping bag.
Hey. My eyes swollen shut and I can't find my shoes. How was your night?
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
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