They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
I swear I have "I love assholes" written on my forehead with ink that only guys can see.
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
Dude, I think my check liver light just came on
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
I'm also 95% sure I had a conversation with someone on how hard it would be to jerk off with out opposable thumbs
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
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