Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
the maid of honor just got in a fight with the mother of the bride at a gas station across the street. best. wedding. ever.
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
I gargles a mimosa for breakfast. It's gonna be a killer Monday.
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
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