high people should be assigned attendants
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
I don't need my coworkers thinking I'm a nutcase.
You gift wrapped a tampon.
I don't know if I'm more excited about getting chipotle or about getting laid
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
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