Christians are straight up FREAKS
apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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