he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
I hate it when fuck holes buy me drinks at the bar. You don't know my order. You don't know me. You don't know where I've been. You don't know my life.
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
Any story that involves the words "bloody hand job" and/or "sliced penis" is bound to be a good one, right?
Speeding home on my break at work because I forgot to grab my Percocets that I have because getting through work sober's too hard
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
So apparently I fell asleep sitting on the toilet last night while my drunk girlfriend sang to me.
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