Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
I swear he shrunk like 2 inches. Remind me that drunk sex needs to remain drunk sex.
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
I like how my motivation to lose weight is so I can wear a nude bikini and get covered in body paint for the tribal party. Priorities.
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! I REPEAT, MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I LITERALLY NOW HAVE TO CANCEL ALL OF MY WEEKEND PLANS.
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
The guy in the room next to me just offered to hide the next dose of morphine he will get for his broken leg under his tongue and then swap it with me in exchange for a roll of the good toilet paper my parent brought for me last they visited. The psych ward is a lot more hardcore than I thought.
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