wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
i'm 6 minutes and 3 drinks deep before she gets here. she's do-able for a wednesday night, but i still need to mentally prepare, ya know?
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
The cop asked you after the breathalyzer what you think you blew and you very discreetly shouted "I'm pretty sure i blew Kyle on the way here "
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
What's the point of bringing a Jack and Coke to work if my boss is just gonna piss and moan about me day drinking again?
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
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