Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
I just need you to stay far enough away that I can't smell your cologne. I completely forget that I fucking hate you as soon as I smell it.
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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