Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
Swiping left on your brother's Tinder account is possibly the worst way to learn he broke up with his girlfriend.
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
The night went downhill somewhere between the time I was triple fisting smirnoff and when I was throwing up in the yard in nothing but my bra while he talk to me about mashed potatoes
So. My mom went grocery shopping for me while I was at work & brought the food here. Cool bc my dildo was laying on the counter. Forgot I left it out. I am sure she saw. Im mortified.
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