When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
i swear i just saw perry the platypus. the fuck dude. i shouldnt even know who that is
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
I just had a random tinder dude give me a ride home from school because my car is dead. Tinder rules! It's like Uber, but with boys who want to impress you.
My husband just came over to kiss me and said, "careful, I got a block of cream cheese in my pocket"
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
How did your walk of shame include a trip to Walmart and how did you bump into the cop that arrested you last night there?
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