Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
One of my students submitted a thesis proposal to find the exact correlation between desire for sexual intercourse and vaginal heat.
Tell me you accepted it! This is critical fucking research!
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
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