What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
sweetheart all i remember is you throwing up and saying "i thought things would be better now that barack obama is president"
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"
the guy in the stall next to me, came in, farted, laughed, and proceeded to give himself some sort of hillbilly pep talk that included the phrase "big pussy".
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
You know what it feels like? It feels like I'm in that prison from the dark knight rises. That's what being a virgin in college feels like.
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
Randomize