Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
It was my first time buying condoms at the liquor store... I was nervous and there were quite a few people, so I tried to do it as quickly and quietly as possible. When I got to the Indian cashier, he took one look at them and said loudly, "Ohhh you gonna get it on tonight, ah?!"
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
how was your day?
fuck the small talk. are you bringing the liquor tonight or am i?
I just found out that AAA will pick you up if you're drunk for free if you're a member. How did I not know about this?
Training to be a housewife: cleaning the house and masturbating while cookies are in the oven.
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
You texted me 'I am the leopard prince', with a series of pictures of you posing in what seemed like cat poses. you were not "a little bit" drunk dude..
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
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