He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
Well the good news is my "i'm an adult" dinner party went well, they all brought wine and complimented my cooking abilities. the bad news is i woke up with the leftovers in my bed/on my face
On a separate but also a very relevant note, can we practice drinking wine like real people?
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
Can we be in one of those super weird relationships where you carry me around everywhere?
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
Remind me to never do anything where hiding something in my butt is the best course of action
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