hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
I'm in the grocery store cradling a box of wine like it's my firstborn, so of course this would be the first and only time I've ever seen my boss outside of the office.
the cop didnt laugh with me when he patted me down and pulled out my flask.
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
I am in the bathroom at work, pooing while eating pretzels. Hungover Fridays are in full effect
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
All I remember is you shouting "THIS KID IS A FREAKIN' NINJA!!" when he dive rolled over a barbed wire fence and proceeded to ask for his 18th beer.
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
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