You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
THE MIME IS MIMING TO BUST A MOVE KARAOKE. ALL MIME-RELATED EVENTS DESERVE CAPS LOCK
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
I'm beginning a new chapter of my life in which our fridge will always be stocked with jello shots. I'm excited to embark down this road to fruity, semi-solid alcoholism.
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
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