Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
And pointless. I'm fully vested in all my calories coming from booze today. The salad just fucks that shit up
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
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