My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
Ok a condom literally fell out of my underwear this morning, i have never been so confused.
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
Sign she's a keeper: "I would rather be late to brunch than waste a perfectly good boner."
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
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