dude..why do i always have to pick up the kitty litter after you drink?
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
So the tow truck driver didn't charge us because Ian convinced him that he was sent out by God to share his cocaine with us.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
Randomize
