I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
SERIOUSLY WHY DOES EVERYONE INSIST THAT THEY NEED TO SEE MY BOOBS
Because there's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. You should start charging for viewings.
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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