I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
His constant posting of "inspirational" Taylor Swift quotes over the past 3 days has me a little worried. It's like, holy shit dude, you're almost 30.
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
I DO have hobbies! I drink. I drink more. I catfish men on Grindr with photos of guys who are less attractive than me. I listen to Lovecraftian podcasts. I'm very well-rounded.
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