sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
I woke up this morning under my fitted sheet and my legs through the sleeves of my sweater.
dude, my face is all kinds of fucked up right now. and don't even start with i told you so...
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
I was speaking french the whole night. Until i got arrested. Then I decided I should probably start speaking English.
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
these are times I'm glad I'm Jewish because the Torah is just like "drink, eat, and fuck"
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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