Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?
I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
New low: just hacked my moms facebook
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
THIS FUCKNUGGET
DOES HE EVEN REALIZE HOW MANY INCREDIBLE INSULTS I'VE WASTED ON HIM
I'VE INSULTED THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF HIM AND HE CAN'T EVEN APPRECIATE IT
THE HO
Bad news man, we're gonna have to reschedule Golden Coral: The Musical
I don't know who the fuck this is, but right on man
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