what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
just cut a line with my blood donor card...i feel like it will help remind me that i was once a productive member of society.
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
not to be a dick but do you remember the names of all your friends i made out with after we broke up?
Who ate shrimp cocktail in my bathroom last night?
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
I'm drunk, laying in bed, eating macaroni salad. I dropped a piece and tried to pick it up with a fork. My cleavage is bleeding and I haven't been laid yet. Heeeyyyy!!!
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
Then you fell out of your chair, looked right at me and said, "You are sooo drunk."
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
the bastard is cheating on me with some sleazy barista from Starbucks
That’s his wife they’re back together
You say potato, I say sleazy barista
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