So... My dad just saw the Plan B package and the beer cans in my backseat.
Oh its cool I'm sure he already knows you're a whore and an alcoholic.
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
Chillin with my Grandpa and my grandma tells us there is a tornado warning. My grandpa then says "We'll go hang out in the basement, we can bring the keg with us." This is why I love coming home
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
I need water and some morals
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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