Where you are. You must stay where you are are
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who knew "i drink your milkshake" would work as a pickup line
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
I went on my dinner date pretending that my lunch date didn't jizz in my hair.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
Woke up next to a half eaten Philly Cheesesteak. Honestly probably one of the top 3 things I've ever woken up next to.
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
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