so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
I know its time to do laundry... i cant even find a dirty sock to wear because they all have jizz in them
So baked. Thought the twigs on the sidewalk were caterpillars with the ability to harden in self defense. Had to pick one up to be sure.
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
Somehow I woke up next to the bouncer who kicked us out of the bar last night...
Masturbating to death wouldn't be a terrible way to go. If you die tonight, I'll know how it went down. Promise not to tell your family.
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