Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
Any questions about why there was a scuba tank chilling in the hot tub this morning?
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
Current dream situation- Gordon Ramsey is my Uber driver and he's hauling around a backseat filled with chocolate covered açai berries. I'm good for eternity.
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
I thought if I bought the most expensive pregnancy test I would look like I had my life together
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
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