The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
No one appreciates an amoeba in a balloon hat.
whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
he broke up with me so i peed in his bed
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
I feel like I spend my weeks apologizing for my weekends.
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today.
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
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