just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Instead of asking if I had a condom she literally said " I'm not on the pill but I'm pro choice... your move"... I'm in love
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
There was a staple in my grits at waffle house last night. My knees are bruised as hell. And I puked pink all over my bathroom. Gooood night.
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
...I just added shower water to my vodka on ice\n#sendhelp
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
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