woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
Randomize
