If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
theres no point in washing my sheets anymore. its always going to be a fine layer of booze and semen.
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
I'm ordering a French maid costume for my dog too. It's like a couples costume, except for losers with dogs.
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
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