its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
Yeah I'm just gonna shower and drink a gallon of coffee and drunkenly write my research paper. It'll be fine
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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