I must be too annoying 4 u.
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
I knew it was going to be a good night when my mom said "Have fun, be safe...wait, do you need any weed for tonight?"
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
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