I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
I'm still drunk dear. I just woke up 3 feet from the front door with 20 dollars worth of taco bell in my hands.
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
She grabbed a $20 bill out of my hand, calling it a lap dance coupon and then she dragged me into her bedroom. I think I’m in love
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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