I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
I replaced his Viagra pills with sleeping pills.
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
wow bdsm is so cute
I'm still drunk, my mom is throwing up, and there is a random Irish guy out getting our house breakfast right now. Wednesday's are my bitch.
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
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