ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
"auto-tuned camel" is how i'd describe the noises she made
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
So I cleaned the toilet last night at 2 am and woke up with pink eye. Never doing that again.
I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
No...this little piggys going to the bar
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
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