I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
Hey guys. This is Daniel texting on mayas phone. if she called you and told you that i made her have sex with me in my doghouse with my dog present that wasn't true.... so dont spread that.
meet me or not, i'm out of control
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
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