And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
operation harelip BJ is a go
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
I got written up at work for smelling like sex and vodka. Still not sure how they put that into professional terms.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
sorry didn’t mean to call you, i was just trying to put the t-rex emoji beside your name
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
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