a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
I chugged vodka from a 15 ft snorkel. What the fuck did you do with your life today?
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
Woke up in her bed this morning with a half used condom stuck to the side of my face
How can a condom be "half used"?
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
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