Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Dude there are two smokin hot chicks laying outside my apartment...I almost want to tell them theyre laying where I threw up last night
U should. Its a good ice breaker
If I die today, promise to let the world know I partied.... oh god did I party
The worst thing about having a parent with a prius is that they can walk in on you without any warning
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
It's my coworker's last day party and I'm the one who ended up shitfaced on the train with half a bottle of belvedere in my bag.
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
No more morning sex. Just for once, my vagina would like to go to work bone-dry and bone-free.
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
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