i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
Whatever you do tomorrow don't let me put on the Borat mankini and yell "POLAR PLUNGE!!" while diving into the pool
The pool is covered.....
Like that would stop me.
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
I woke up in a front yard I didn't recognize to a grandma tapping me with her foot. What was in that punch?
I had to replace her wine with red vitamin water. So if she’s alive, you can thank me
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
Who is this?
Oops wrong number
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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