things it involved: vodka, boy parts, possible photos of me on a cell phone. things it did NOT involve last night: my bra, his pants, and sobriety.
I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
There's puke on my pillow. I'm still wearing my wedges. And I have a cab drivers number clutched in my fist.
Found out people don't like it when you get drunk at fundraising auctions and bid in foreign currencies.
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
If anyone wants to ring in the new year with gluttony and yoga pants, let me know. As soon as it becomes a socially acceptable hour to drink margaritas, I'm gonna go down on a chimichanga.
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
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