Why are you at a bar in Connecticut?
Long story. One that now involves lots of delicious chicken wings om nom nom
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
Peed in a church parking lot last night. As if Jesus didnt hate me enough already.
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
Dry spell is over and now I’m drowning in a river of dick. The dam broke and now half the dicks in DC are trying get in my skirt
It’s a glorious dick miracle!
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