Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
Please don't be alarmed by the blood on my arms and phone in the morning. It's not mine.
So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
Jesus Christ I am the crazy cat lady of vibrators
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
You spilt a drink on my couch, then used my dog to mop it up... you called her a mop dog, repeatedly
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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