is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
so i was sitting on this guys lap, and we were flirting and everything right..well his phone kept ringing, turns out it was his pregnant wife...she had gone into labor..
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
So last night ended up making out with a girl going to jail on sunday...she wrote down her address so I can make conjugal visits...
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
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