well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
Someone left a shot of disaronno in a champagne glass here this morning... flip a coin?
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
Standing in front of the open refrigerator with a 3/4 empty bottle of wine eating Bac-o's from the jar, topless. Somebody really should've taught me better coping skills.
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
I will pee on everything he values.
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
You need a sexual gate keeper
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
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