Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
24 hour fitness called offering me a free trial stating that you referred them to me. I told them you have been taking pics of naked guys in the locker room and selling them online.
That's not a bad idea, actually...
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
Should I be alarmed that you're a regular enough at a bar to show up in sweatpants?
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
I tried to lock you in the bathroom stall because you were too drunk. But you escaped from underneath, I gave up
I just remembered that i did pull ups in a bikini on the porch of Red Lobster last night. someone needs to stage an intervention
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
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