sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
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