Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
How does one fall all the way up a flight of stairs? Its hard on me knowing that the survival of our species depends on me not reproducing.
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
Accidentally texted co-worker instead of bf “I’m wfh tomrw. Nooner? 💦”
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