At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
you went to ralph's and bought all of their pears and left them outside my house
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
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