wakey wakey hands off snakey
Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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