How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
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