Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine
so... the fat chick just walked over, shook my hand, then introduced herself as "versatile". shoot me now.
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
Look, if I'm too lazy to put any effort into sexting, you better believe I'm too lazy to put any effort into dating.
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
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