so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
I was so drunk that I didn't realize he was staying at the Waldorf. I walk of shamed the Astoria, do you even know what this means?
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
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